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December 17, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 17 December 2008 A little boy asked his Mom for a bike at Christmas. She replied, "Well, you and I will just pray about it". Soon the little guy was upstairs 'praying' at the top of his lungs. His Mother yelle...
December 10, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 10 December 2008 Winter makes me grumpy. In that way it reminds me of Spring, Summer and Fall. ______________________________________________________________________ *******NO MEETING, DECEMBER 24th or 31st. Board of D...
November 19. 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 19 November 2008 "A mark of true thankfulness is that we love the giver more than the gifts" (Franz Bakker). ______________________________________________________________________ *******NO MEETING, NOVEMBER 26. The speaker ...
November 12, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 12 November 2008 If it gets darker any earlier, there won't be any reason to get up. Board of Directors meeting Nov. 19, 11:30 AM ______________________________________________________________________ NO MEETING, NOVEMBER 26...
November 5, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 05 November 2008 Ever feel like you've had too much coffee? Me neither. Dianne Turney will present next week's program. ______________________________________________________________________ REMINDER: We are continuing...
October 29. 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 29 October 2008 They hold elections in November because it's the best time for picking out turkeys. How's this for a political platform: "I promise not to lie through my teeth.". Paul Suskie will present next week's program. ...
October 22, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 22 October 2008 Have you heard any of the following (and what might be your unspoken response)? "This happens to everybody" (except you apparently); "That's life my friend" (my blank stare should tell you how helpful that...
October 15, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 15 October 2008 Said Agatha Christie, "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her! CHUCK LANGE will be next week's speaker. ______________________________...
October 8, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 08 October 2008 Board of Directors Meeting on October 15, 2008 1:30 AM – Wyndham Hotel All Members Welcome! ______________________________________________________________________ HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLIE! Greetings and welc...
September 10, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 10 September 2008 BOARD OF DIRECTORS WILL BE MEETING NEXT WEEK, September 17th. Some roosters believe that the sun has come up just to listen to them crow. There are 4 major food groups: milk chocolate, white chocolate,...
September 3, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 03 September 2008 NOTICE: The Golf Tournament has been cancelled, as of 5.Sept.08... just could not get the minimum 15 teams signed up. Schools don't have 'detention' anymore. Students in trouble are just one of the "exi...
August 27, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 27 August 2008 A mechanic gave the doctor the bad news on his auto repair bills. The physician said, "Man! I don't even charge that much an hour." To which the mechanic answered, "Neither could I when I was a doctor...
August 20. 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 20 August 2008 Sandra Prater will present next week's program. A zoo visitor at the monkey exhibit asked one of the caretakers, "Where are all the monkeys?" The employee said "Well it's mating season so they are all insi...
August 13, 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 13 August 2008 Buddy Villines will present next week's program. Let's have a big crowd present! Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Eat more chocolate and look younger! Speaker f...
July 30. 2008

THIS WEEK'S PROGRAM 30 July 2008 Phil Wyrick will present next week's program. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, it's summer in Arkansas and you're eating it too slowly. I could give up chocolate, but I'm not a quitter. Speake...
July 16, 2008

Promises are like crying babies at a movie. They should be carried out at once. Speaker for July 30 Jane English for August 6 Phil Wyrick. for August 20 Buddy Villines for August 27 Sandra Prater for Sept. 10 Val Yagos __________...
July 9. 2008

Children's letters to God--- "Dear God, in Bible times did they really talk that fancy?" "Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There's nothing good in there now." "Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different camp th...
July 22, 2008

Notes for absent students "Please excuse Tyler for missing school. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday" Another teacher got this one--- "Please excuse Lisa for being absent. ...
June 25, 2008

Letters to the Pastor "Dear Pastor, please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you" ----Alexander, age 10. "Dear Pastor, my father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't kn...
June 18, 2008

Carl Rosenbaum with the Ark. Highway Commission will be next week's speaker. A Dad was at the beach with his 4 year old son when the child ran up to him and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" t...